theories and more

i have a theory.  my dear freind khurana REFUSED to listen to my theories when i had some vodka lime twist flowing in my system even though i have been subjected to his "udita goswami is SOO HOT"  like only 678 times. my good deeds of bearing with "she's SOO HOTTTTT" all went down the drain. so now i subject u to my rattling once again. and this time there's no escape. so sit ur assy down, my friend. i think the universe is round. like a sphere. like the earth.see, just like ppl thot that the earth was flat, and then they disproved when someone circled the earth. the universe is too vast to be navigated once around. an easier but more tech way proving the earth is round is to get around gravity and into outer space and get a view from the top. and up there it's pretty obvious that the earth is one big blue ball. so just like that there must be some kinda gravity like force in outer space as well. but a lot more subtle as we all know that there is no gravity as such in space. i guess it cud be the force that is contracting the universe. they say its all converging right? so maybe all we need to do is to get up and beyond this subtle energy feild and we might enter another outer-outer space. and see our lil universe like a tiny black ball from up there. and maybe we'll see a hoard of other universes. like that illustration in the final moments of Men In Black. its possible i think. although others reading this might think that the vodka never left my system, im quite convinced of my thoery. and khurana, too bad. u had a genius for a freind and didnt even know it.

now, onto other things. i came across this fantastically funnny blog by some hot rockstar chick who happens to be from namma bengaluru. i was jazzed and spent alll afternoon reading her blog shamelessly. me and nan have been thinking this for a while now.. the percentage of the female species that ISNT babelicious and einsteiny is dropping at an alarming rate. i mean, we are actually an endangered species. its crazy!! its only too often that u hear about the super smart chick, whose like all 36-24-36, AND from IIM! AND with a hot boyfriend? why??!  has the remaining percentage fallen behind in the evolutionary process?  do these iq babes have access to some secret vial of  magic all-roundness?! where's the justice i ask ya??

sigh. till someone makes sense of this world to me i shall take yer leave and sleep off this uneasy fear of being eradicated

wat an empty stomach can do

you know, it's strange how much a person can live in his own head. in the last 3 years i think we have been on atleast 9 holidays. i can hardly remember 3. i've found some wierd fuzzy place in my head to retire to. like a cucoon. nothing affects me in my dazed state. it's not a good thing. one of those irritating seemingly indestructable things. like cockraoches. which, ive heard can survive even nuclear blasts. u'd think there was no good purpose for things like cockraoches and mosquitoes to survive. but yet they do. absolutely deft at survival. but completely inept at trying to figure out why they are equipped to survive so well. i mean, what on earth does a cockrach do? well ok, it's atleast frog feed. but a mosquito?? what good purpose does the blood sucker serve? why on earth does it multiply the way it does? evolutionary anomaly. evolution mustve cucooned up for a while (like the way my mind does) and these little buggers mustve taken birth then. armed with significantly greater survival skills than the wooly mammoth, they roamed the earth, sucking generations and generations of blood. right form the dinosaurs. (they did survive b4 but i cant remmber wat came b4 dinosaurs!.. tiny reptiles i guess, if iremember right from the fatboy slim video.. lol! no my iq is NOT as bad as it looks!) they sucked t-rex blood, mammoth blood, yeti blood (somewhere in between- missing link is it not?), platypus blood, early man blood, inventor-of-the-wheel blood , king arthur's blood,egyptian pharoah blood, hitler's blood, evryone's blood! blood suckers. and what do they do sucking the blood? they suck too much, cant move and get killed. pathetic buggers. every summer, they come in hoards, overeat (drink.. whatever) and die. do they look forward to the summer? do they hide in secret lands and wait for the summer to release them? attacking every shred of human skin they find? tasty blood flowing underneath. yuck. i want to wage war on them. why do they survive despite such amazing stupidity? have u ever seen deer overeating so much in those nat geo videos that they cant move and become easy prey? no! in fact this kind of stupidity might be restricted few specimens of some species (humans included who gorge incessantly and then cant move out of their houses kinda cases) but THESE mosquitoes, are stupid right from their DNA. and they might outlive the human race! HOW?! how come human individual stupidity cannot outweigh the collective stupidity of the entire mosquito clan? where did we go wrong? do we suck blood and wait for larger creatures to swot us? NO. do we wait on mirrors seeing double, till somebody sprays insecticide? NO.  but somewhere down the line, their intelligence is going to outlive ours. amazing intelligence disguised as collective stupidity. BAH! i hate mosquitoes    

firsts

been meaning to start blogging since ages. even created one some time back but the very thot of public viewing froze any creative juices from flowing. “meandering” is probably most apt to how my life’s been passing me by. amazing how u can be 15 one day and imagine u’ll be all grown up when ur 22 and find out at 22 that maybe there is no such thing as “grown – up”. turns out grown-up cud just be another word for “more bored”. hmm.. mindless ramblings.. well maybe i’ll get over this wierd block towards public viweing and come up with something better soon enuf

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